America! F*ck Yeah! Jeb Bush Shares Photo Of Engraved Gun In Blatant Pander For South Carolina Votes!


When no one likes your policies enough to vote for you, maybe pandering isn’t such a bad idea…
Jeb Bush, the former governor of Florida who is currently running for the GOP’s nomination for President, decided Tuesday was as good a time as any to just lay it all out on the line before the upcoming South Carolina primary election.
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So he did what any blatantly shilling huckster self-respecting politician would do!
He shared a pic of a custom pistol with his name on it!
Nothing says freedom, and guns, and shootin’ people, and loving America SO MUCH that you want to be President quite like having a gun with your name engraved on it!
Ch-ch-check out the tweet, completely lacking in any sort of nuance, below:


HECK YEAH! AMERICA! GUNS! AND FREEDOM!
AND, UH, GETTING BULLIED BY DONALD TRUMP!
AND, WELL, NOT GETTING ANY VOTES IN THE PRIMARIES!
YEAH! AMERICA!
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We’re just surprised Jeb didn’t include God somehow in the monogram.
Oh wait… there are crosshairs…
Ha!!!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]