In the land of unwatched television, you’re sure to find Jennifer Love Desperate!
And because no one is watching, they can justify putting a stripperific pole dance on the old people favorite, the Ghost Whisperer!
Is she trying to channel a dead stripper’s honkey tonk?! Because hers is all up on that pole!
The common denominator: it all brings us closer to death!
Watch the clip (above) if you dare!