If these SHOCKING rumors are confirmed, we’re destined for an intergalactic nerd Civil War!
J.J. Abrams will direct the next Star Wars film, so we NEED to know… how can he helm Star Trek 3 at the same friggin’ time?!
Short of some newfangled Federation technology that allows him to beam back and forth between sets, he can’t!
The Vice Chairman of Paramount offered no consoling news during a recent interview.
He stated:
“J.J. will continue to develop projects for us including a new ‘Mission: Impossible,’ and he is committed to produce another ‘Star Trek.’”
Produce? PRODUCE!?
If we wanted produce, we would hit up The Farmer’s Market at The Grove — we want a director!!!
J.J. did the unthinkable with Star Trek! He satiated a fierce legion of lifelong fans AND drew in a younger generation of cash-spending moviegoers who don’t know a Romulan mining vessel from a Klingon Bird of Prey!
So the world is Trekkies are understandably anxious to learn the director is taking his talents to a galaxy far, far away! Especially on the eve of Benedict Cumberbatch‘s appearance in Star Trek 2!!
Still, how COOL will Star Wars be?
Ugh! We can’t decide… Lightsabers or phasers?!
Which side R U on?
[Image via WENN.]
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