It’s become rare for any celebrity to avoid dabbling in the fragrance industry, but John Mayer is one of them!
Mayer vows he will never try to make a buck off his fans, at least with a perfume. Says the human petri dish:
“I’ve always just been stupidly curious about stuff; I’m not diversifying in terms of selling anything. I’m not selling ‘John Mayer: the cologne’. If I did it would just smell like sausage and sleep. I don’t look at my fans and think, ‘Wow, they really like what I do musically. Imagine if I could get 60 more dollars out of them!’ Who out there really goes, ‘You know what, I just f**king love perfumes. I always have since I was a kid. If I weren’t a pop singer, I’d be a perfumier…’ (sic)? At some point I may turn into an a**hole, but right now I just peddle a CD for 15 dollars every two years.”
We think you’ve already achieved a-hole status, but thanks for not assaulting our senses with an eau de John Mayer.
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