Well, we guess we know what Monday’s big announcement is going to be.
Sources are claiming that Jon Gosselin spent the day apartment hunting in New York City on Thursday, as he is in need of a new swanky bachelor pad.
And when we say swanky, we do mean swanky!
The adulterous father of eight was sizing up a residence at Trump Place, a complex of high-rise residential buildings on Manhattan’s Upper West Side.
What?! Who do you think you are, James Bond? What the hell do YOU need a place that ritzy for? Guaranteed there isn’t an apartment in that place big enough for your herd of rugrats!
But maybe that is the point.
Ah, now we see. A divorce means you can dump all the kids with Kate and you can go live out your playboy fantasies sans the sextuplets and bitchtastic wife. Never mind that without them, you wouldn’t have enough money to take a cab to Trump Place, much less be able to live there.
Oh, this situation has just become a whole lot worse!
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