Will someone please change Jon Voight‘s diaper?
The supposedSeinfeld pencil chewer went off in a bizarre two-part video on Twitter late Friday night, in which he demanded Americans must blindly support President Donald Trump, and then — with a straight face — claimed Trump is the best American President since Abraham Lincoln. No, seriously… this kind of crazy is beyond parody.
Related: Jon Voight Has Done Crazy Sh*t Like This Before!
Voight published back-to-back 45-second video clips — which, like, did his camera run out of batteries? Why not just one 90-second clip? — in which he whined and complained about the liberal left not supporting Trump before making his outrageous Lincoln claim.
The videos themselves are a poor attempt to project this faux tough guy image — imagine a goofier even less self-aware version of Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair — and Voight comes across as nearly comatose with such little pep as to risk being labeled “low energy” by Trump himself were the actor not a card carrying member of the GOP.
And the script! Oh, God, the script! Here’s what the bad guy from Holes had to say in his 90 seconds of descent into full on bat-sh*ttery political partisanship (below):
“People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our President has our utmost respect, and our love. This job is not easy. For he’s battling the left, and their absurd words of destruction. I’ve said this once and I’ll say this again. Our nation has been built on the solid ground of our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I’m here today to acknowledge the truth, and I’m here today to tell my fellow Americans, that our country is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don’t be fooled by the political left, because we the people of this nation are witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our President. Let us stand up for this truth. And President Trump is the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln. God Bless America, and may God continue to guide this nation. Much love.”
Ummm…. We have no more words.
Just watch the videos themselves (below):
To my fellow Americans. Part 1. pic.twitter.com/srw4zXCRKJ
— Jon Voight (@jonvoight) May 25, 2019
To my fellow Americans. Part 2. pic.twitter.com/uhqpbzwHhS
— Jon Voight (@jonvoight) May 25, 2019
Seriously, who told your wacky uncle Jon Voight it was a good idea to tweet?!
Somebody save this man from himself, take his phone away, and give him a clean diaper or something — he’s going to hurt himself.
And my God, please, can somebody teach this man a thing or two about American history???
[Image via Twitter]
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