Jordan Reveals Her (Fake) Beauty Secrets

We’re not entirely sure who desires to look like orange-tinged glamour model Katie Price, but for the few that strangely do, she’s dished all of her beauty secrets in her book Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life.

But we’ll warn you, it doesn’t come cheap!

Here’s the glamazon’s (expensive) upkeep regimen:

On keeping her face young and skin orange:

Looking after my skin is not my strong point but the two things that do make my skin look better are sunbeds and Botox…I know people say they├óΓé¼Γäóre dangerous and can give you skin cancer but I don├óΓé¼Γäót smoke, I hardly drink and we├óΓé¼Γäóve all got to die of something, so that├óΓé¼Γäós just my choice.

I get my forehead and around my eyes Botoxed every six months and I love it. You can’t beat it.
It just freezes all the wrinkles and that’s what you want but I’d never have a full face lift, I’ve seen what they can do to people and I don’t want to go through that.

On looking like a drag queen:
I don├óΓé¼Γäót wear any make-up if I├óΓé¼Γäóm not working but if I├óΓé¼Γäóm doing a shoot, going out or appearing on TV I├óΓé¼Γäóm like a drag queen. I get facials every week…but I like to go to different places every week to hide from the paparazzi. And however big a night I├óΓé¼Γäóve had I always take my make-up off before I go to bed. Whenever I├óΓé¼Γäóm in the car on the way home I├óΓé¼Γäóve always got my pyjamas, my blanket and my make up remover and I always take it off on the way home.

On maintaining her unnaturally dark locks:
I’ve been dying my hair blue black for two or three years now which suits my hair type better and I get my roots done every four weeks. My worst hair disaster was when Richard Ward cut it really short to make it look like Meg Ryan’s but it looked terrible and I was gutted so now it’s hair extensions all the way, which I get put in every three months in LA.

Wow.

Talk about high maintenance!

So it’s a little extreme, especially the whole flying to El Lay to get extensions put in. Do they not have good extensions in the UK? Or is that just an excuse to reek havoc on our city?

Will U be practicing any of Jordan’s beauty tips???

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