Man Streaks NASCAR Race Then Police Find Raccoon In His Car

Joshua Greene, a West Virginia native, ran naked at a NASCAR race. A witness said:

“I’m walking up through here and here he comes, back up and stops in front of the band waving and spinning in circles and stuff.├óΓé¼┬¥

After the cops grabbed him, he led them to his car, where the police found a raccoon inside. A police spokesman said:

“They said his girlfriend rescued it from a park, but as far as where it actually came from, we couldn’t really say for sure.├óΓé¼┬¥

We don’t know about U, but we wouldn’t feel comfortable driving around NAKED with a wild raccoon in the car. LOLz.

[Image via Doug Meszler/WENN.]