Justin Bieber Gets A Court Date For DUI Trial That Will Definitely Ruin His Cinco De Mayo Plans! Here Are 5 Things He May Want To Do Besides Going To Court!

Justin Bieber just received his court date, and it looks like he’ll be having a Tequila-less Cinco de Mayo because his Florida DUI trial begins on May 5th!
Ay ay ay!
With this in mind, here are the 5 things that Bieberoni would rather do than spend all day in court this Cinco!
1. Do a seksi shirtless dance with Selena Gomez!

2. Release a comedy album entitled Justin’s Deposition Standup Special: The Hits Volume II!

3. Hang out with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, seeing how the two are besties!

4. Still celebrating May the Fourth with a bunch of Star Wars fanatics!

5. Doing shots of tequila off a stripper’s boob with Khalil!

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