Kanye West Pounds Desk, Drops F-Bombs, & Hugs Trump In Oval Office Rant!

Wow. If you were wondering which ego was bigger, we have a winner!

Kanye West came into the Oval Office on Thursday for his much-publicized meeting with Donald Trump.

And Trump could not get a word in edgewise as Kanye took over and ranted for nearly 10 minutes, calling himself a “crazy motherf**ker,” pounding on the Resolute Desk, and eventually telling POTUS “I love you” and giving him a hug!

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(We hope y’all didn’t expect to hear anything from NFL Hall of Famer Jim Brown. LOLz.)

The best part is we have to watch Trump give nonsensical speeches ALL THE TIME! It’s pretty hilarious watching him forced to listen to one.

Here are some of the key points (???) Ye made:

“I love Hillary. I love everyone, right? But the campaign ‘I’m With Her’ just didn’t make me feel, as a guy that didn’t get to see my dad all the time, like a guy that could play catch with his son. It was something about, when I put this hat on, it made me feel like Superman. That’s my favorite super hero.”

Wow. Kanye basically said he wanted a father figure in a president and a woman couldn’t represent that for him.

That is some sexist B.S.

And he wasn’t finished about the hat:

“They tried to scare me to not wear this hat, my own friends, but this hat it gives me, it gives me power. You know, my dad and my mom separated, so I didn’t have a lot of male energy in my home. And also, I’m married to a family that, you know — not a lot of male energy going on. It’s beautiful though.”

So the hat reminds you a MAN is in charge? And that’s specifically important to him because he married into the Kardashian family?! WTF??

Ye also straight up advocated for dissent to be replaced with propaganda, saying:

“What I need Saturday Night Live to improve on, or what I need the liberals to improve on, is if he don’t look good, we don’t look good. This is our president. He has to be the freshest, the flyest. The flyest planes. The best factories.”

Reporters asked followup questions after the diatribe, and they got some… answers:

 

Oct 11, 2018 12:20pm PDT