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This would totally be how we’d start the opening scene of the film about us hearing for the first that Kanye West is writing a movie about his life, and that Kim Kardashian already has a role.
Yeezus is putting some serious pen to pad, and is scribing a full length feature film with the author of American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis!
A source dished on which part of Kanye’s life the script will cover:
“It’s going to be based on the Yeezus album. That’s pretty much a narrative of Kanye’s life.”
The King’s Speech, Gandhi…Yeezus?
Mmm we just know this film is going to be filled with juicy rants…uh dramatic monologues! Yeah, that’s what we meant!
On top of that, the source gave us all the best news in the world and confirmed that yes, Kimmy will be a character:
├óΓé¼┼ôKim is definitely going to be in it. The screenplay already features her character…They├óΓé¼Γäóre still working on the script, so it├óΓé¼Γäós unclear at this point if Kim will be a major star of the movie or making a smaller cameo, but her role in the movie will be pivotal…Her role is going to be very dramatic. Far from the bubbly happy persona that she├óΓé¼Γäós always played…It├óΓé¼Γäós going to be dedicated to Kanye├óΓé¼Γäós mother.”
Not only that but, although he won’t be acting in the project, Kanye plans to direct the movie as well! Is there anything he can’t do? You know, aside from stop punching people?
Keep up the writing Yeezy! We can’t wait to see the movie version of your life! Remember if you see a camera man on set, Yeezy, you probably shouldn’t start hitting him.
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