Katy Perry Squashes Rihanna Feud & Feeds Penises To Hungry Haters With Birthday Tweet!

Nothing to see! Move along! There’s no feud here!
At least that’s what Katy Perry hopes the world will think after reading her birthday message to RiRi!
Never one to hold back, the Firework singer sparked controversy on Twitter by saying:

HAPPIEST 25TH BIRTHDAY to my baby girl @rihanna! I wish I could b there drinking Mai-Tais & telling haters to eat a d🍆ck w/u! 💘U. 🎂🍹🎉💋

— Katy Perry (@katyperry) February 20, 2013

Mai Tais and peen sandwiches!?
Hmmm… A bold pairing, but we approve! LOLz!!
Honestly, we’re just happy to read the frenemy rumors were false!
Chris Brown‘s history of abuse didn’t drive a wedge between Rihanna and Katy Kat at the Grammys after all!
Ahhh, hopefully these lovely, luscious ladies stay bestiez FOREVER!
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