Khloe Kardashian Tells Horror Story Of WORST DATE EVER With The 'Hottest Guy'

All Khloé Kardashian wanted to do was hook up with the hottest guy EVER — but she couldn’t, because the dude couldn’t stop sobbing!

Wait, WHAT?!

On Wednesday’s brand-new episode of her podcast Khloé In Wonder Land, the Revenge Body alum welcomed longtime pals Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pierson to talk about their worst dating experiences. Before her friends could share theirs, tho, they both pointed out Khloé’s worst moment. To do it, Halcro used only two words: “burgers” and “crying.” Yuuuup!

While Khloé didn’t drop the name of the man involved, she did say he was the “hottest guy.” Pierson seconded that, saying he was “gorgeous” and “so hot that he might need another chance.” Halcro also agreed, adding:

“No matter how pathetic the actions are, I feel like he needs a redemption.”

Okay, so we get it, this dude is HAWT! But he was also a dud! Soooo what happened?!

Khloé revealed she was staying in a hotel while traveling years ago when she ran into this gorgeous unnamed man in an elevator:

“The worst date I’ve ever been on … I randomly met this guy. I’m in an elevator, meet this guy, and I’m just being me, so I’m being, like, super flirty. I’m like, ‘Hey, what’s your name?” Just being, like, funny.”

As it turned out, the elevator stopped on Khloé’s floor — which was also the guy’s floor! They got off together, swapped numbers, and “got in touch with one another,” according to the Good American founder.

But while they didn’t hang out on that particular trip, the guy did hit up Khloé to meet in another city when both of them were going to be there. The podcast bleeped out the city name, but the Kardashians star recalled the convo:

“He’s like, ‘Hey, I’m gonna be in [bleep]. I would love to hang out with you.”

In that unnamed city later on, Khloé was in another hotel — this time with sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner. But when it was time for Khlo-money to finally meet the dude, things went wrong right from the start. She recalled:

“I don’t know if he was belligerently drunk or on something else, but we were like, ‘Let’s go meet at this suite upstairs so we can sit and talk.’ And this person is now hysterically crying over a cheeseburger and crying because I’m such a nice person. Clearly, these are not normal emotions because we have not done anything yet, and we can’t even have a chat.”

WTF?!

Just like that, he started crying?? Over a cheeseburger?! She continued:

“I just remember being like, ‘How do I get out of this place? I have a grown man who’s crying over a cheeseburger saying how great I am. I was planning on making out with you tonight, and it’s now not happening.’ Like, let’s have a smooch. I am dying to, and it couldn’t happen.”

And it didn’t happen! Khloé recalled how she had to come up with an excuse on the fly to get the hell outta Dodge:

“I remember saying, ‘Oh my gosh, our flight is in a couple hours, I have to leave,’ and I ran to Kim’s floor.”

Once there, Kim questioned her about what had just happened:

“Kim and Kylie were [on] the other floor. I was like, ‘I gotta get out of here.’ And they were like, ‘What are you doing?’ I was like, ‘I’m hiding until it’s time, until he leaves.’ Because I could not handle it.”

To this day, Khloé speculates the man might have been “on drugs,” because she couldn’t otherwise account for his profound emotional breakdown over, well, nothing! Nothing but a cheeseburger, at least. Maybe he had his own powerful stuff going on… That or it was a REALLY good cheeseburger…

Halcro once again lamented the fact that Khloé lost out on such a good-looking guy:

“But he was so hot.”

To which the reality TV veteran responded by concluding:

“So hot. And I would totally want to hook up with you, like, if you weren’t crying, and [weren’t] on drugs, I’d probably hook up with you. Just ’cause you’re so hot. You can’t cry over a cheeseburger and expect me to be horny after that.”

LOLz!

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