Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian File Criminal Battery Charge Against That Clown Who Confetti Bombed Them!


We reported earlier how a certain clown barber made it rain confetti on Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe, and we thought we had heard the last of
But, just like one clown getting out of a car…there’s even more!
Well, now the two have filed a criminal battery report against Richie the Barber as if he were the Demon Barber of Fleet Street Melrose Avenue!
Apparently, detectives called Richie and asked if he meant to harm them with his confetti dumping sesh, and he said that the confetti bomb was meant to “congratulate them on their success.”
According to law enforcement sources, police already thought the whole matter was pretty frivolous.
Also, confetti doesn’t hurt at all! If it did hurt, that would make parades horrible and excruciating events. New Year’s Eve would be filled with trips to the hospital.
And Richie’s a clown! Clowns usually are good spirited pranksters, not malicious ne’er-do-wells…excluding the clown from Stephen King’s It. That was one was pretty scary.
We’re glad that authorities aren’t saying “send in the clown…into a holding cell” over a matter so silly and harmless.
Richie is known for riding around on his unicycle, juggling, and giving people AH-Mazing hair cuts.