Kim Davis, the Kentucky County Clerk who has spent the last few days abusing her position to try to stop same sex marriage, is finally in jail.
So since there’s nothing anyone can really do right now, why not take the time to laugh??
We’re sure several parody Twitter accounts pretending to belong to Davis have popped up in the past few days, but this just cracked us up.
[ Related: Davis Has Been Married Four Times AND Had Twins Out Of Wedlock ]
An account called Sitnexto Kim Davis has been crafting fake tweets from Davis’ fictional coworker (based on the lady sitting to Davis’ right in the famous news footage), and they are totally NSFW and totally HYSTERICAL!
The account imagines a workplace not unlike The Office with Kim Davis as a misguided individual WAY over her head — and whose media circus is taking over!
GODDAMN IT, KIM, I CAN’T DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK WITH FUCKING ANDERSON COOPER WAVING A CAMERA IN MY FACE!!! #KimDavis
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
I JUST GOT THIS JOB TO DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK, KIM! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE CHILL! THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHILL. #KimDavis
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
.@ThaKiddJopp She’s not stopping gay marriage. SHE’S JUST STOPPING ME FROM HAVING A QUIET GODDAMN LUNCH
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
Imaginary Kim Davis’ coworkers aren’t on her side at all!
#KimDavis says her biblical views means she gets a whole fucking shelf in the break room fridge.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
FYI #KimDavis pulled this same damn shit when someone tried to take the Foreman Grill during the Yankee Gift Swap.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
#KimDavis – DID GOD ORDER YOU NOT TO REFILL THE XEROX TRAY, TOO? GODDAMN IT SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GO HOME TO OUR FIRST HUSBAND
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
Especially not after all this!
We just told #KimDavis that @ActuallyNPH is gay. She’s crying in her office. We also told her he’s married to @thefredsavage. LOL
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
Even when Kim was facing jail time:
If #KimDavis does go to jail, I’m giving marriage licenses to FUCKING EVERYONE. “MEN WILL MARRY DOGS” BC OF YOU, KIM. BECAUSE OF YOU.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
And now that Kim actually is in jail, they’re throwing a party!
Now we’re listening to “I kissed a girl” on repeat!! Need more suggestions for our #KimDavis jail mix!!!
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
It’s just more fun than real life!
We all agreed that if #KimDavis falls in love and wants to marry her cell mate, we’ll let her, but we’re going to be dicks about it.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
LOLz! You can follow all the imaginary action from Sitnexto Kim Davis HERE!
[Image via KOB TV.]
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