Get her a TIME cover and she’ll have conquered every major magazine!
Kim Kardashian continues to be unstoppable, despite not doing a whole lot, and if that’s not the best version of the American Dream, then we don’t know what is.
The KUWTK star and her mountainous boobs fight for room on the front of Rolling Stone‘s latest issue.
We don’t know why she’s dressed as a sailor in a Guess top, but it’s HOT! And we love that she opens up about a ton of topics!
Like…
Kim insists it’s obvious why brother Rob Kardashian hasn’t been seen much:
“It’s not that mysterious, what’s happening with Rob. He has gained weight. He feels uncomfortable being on the show, and that’s OK. Do I think he smokes weed, drinks beer, hangs out and plays video games with his friends all day long? Yes.”
Hmm, we sense some animosity there.
Also — apparently Paris Hilton didn’t give Kim any advice after Kim’s sex tape leaked:
“I don’t think she was that happy. We didn’t really talk about it. I probably would have thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, let me give her advice,’ but we had no communication. But our friendship had fizzled before that.”
We sense some animosity there, too!
Kimmy explains why she was never photographed sans panties while hanging out with Paris:
“I rarely wear underwear, but that never happened to me. I was never drinking.├óΓé¼ΓÇ░.├óΓé¼ΓÇ░.├óΓé¼ΓÇ░.├óΓé¼ΓÇ░I think that saved me a lot.”
The 34-year-old also opens up about Caitlyn Jenner and seeing her in women’s clothing 12 years ago:
“I was shaking. I didn’t know if I’d just found out his deepest, darkest secret, and he was going to come after me. [Bruce told her] One day, I’ll talk to you about this. Until then, don’t tell a soul.”
Eight years later, Bruce approached his step-daughter and said, “Let’s have that talk.”
BTW, you can totally call her a feminist:
“I’ve never really been one on labels, and I don’t like to push my view. If I feel something, it’s how I feel. I never say, ‘I feel this way, so you should feel that way.’ Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but I just am who I am. But, yeah. I think you would call me a feminist.”
The issue hits newsstands on July 3!
We’re sure there’s more juice to squeeze from this interview, so stay tuned!
[Image via Rolling Stone.]
