Kim Kardashian Had The Least Sexiest Wardrobe Malfunction Ever At The Grammys!


Well, this sure is a letdown.
Kim Kardashian‘s gold Jean Paul Gaultier dress at the Grammys could have resulted in several TITillating wardrobe malfunctions Sunday night, what with that insanely plunging neckline and super high slit all the way to Kimmy’s crotch!
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Instead, we just got a badly sewed pocket.
Kim explained:

“Basically, my pocket fell off ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ the whole pocket fell off. When I sat it ripped and we were sewing and safey-pinning.”

The horror!!!
The reality starlet also related how Kanye West found this particular couture dress with the badly sewed-on pocket:

“He saw this online at a couture show and sent me the picture and said, ├óΓé¼╦£Babe do you like this dress?’ He called the designer, gets it and it’s sitting my dressing room. I’m the luckiest woman alive.”

The luckiest woman alive who can’t keep her pockets where they belong!
And to think the dress probably cost thousands of dollars.
They probably didn’t pay for it, though.
[Image via Adriana M Barraza/WENN.]