Kristen Stewart Wants To Shave & Tattoo Her What? Find Out Which Body Part Is "Definitely" Getting Some Ink Before She Dies!

No, Kristen Stewart! Put down that shaving cream and razor now!
In a recent interview, KStew made us all die a little inside when she ‘fessed up to her big plans to make some rather permanent alterations to one important appendage, her head:

├óΓé¼┼ôIf I wasn├óΓé¼Γäót an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would cut it more, I would dye it more. At some point I want to do a total boy cut. Not a pretty, girly version ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ like a straight up James Dean haircut. I├óΓé¼Γäóm definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it├óΓé¼Γäós shaved before my hair grows back. I├óΓé¼Γäóm not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back…I don├óΓé¼Γäót know what the tattoo would be, yet. Still thinking.├óΓé¼┬¥

A full-on shave! Whoa, we’re just trying to imagine you getting buzzed like Natalie Portman in V For Vendetta, and it’s hard for us not to picture you crying just as much as she did!
Well, we hope that the back of the head tattoo in question is not a barcode like Hitman…only Timothy Olyphant can pull that off!
Hmm maybe consult CeeLo Green before finalizing your ink, Kristin? We’re not sure how pleased he is with his scalp-too!
Forever is a long time to have your head written upon! Just don’t etch something you might regret the next morning (and the rest of your life), like Robert Pattinson‘s name!