Lift Your Lady Lumps With Breastox

We’re not sure what’s worse. This or Dracula Therapy?
But if you find your “self esteem” is needing a little boost and have an extra $1,600 laying around, 12 injections of breastox will do the trick.
Yeah, ok so it’s Botox for you boobs and it can’t make them bigger, but for three months or less it’ll lift your boobs from your knees to your waist.
We don’t think it’s worth the money. After doing the math you could almost get a new rack or lots of new push up bras if you get the injections every three months.
Thoughts???
[Image via Michael Wright/WENN.]