Get it together, girl!!!
As we previously reported, Austrian moneybags Richard Lugner was planning to take the American trainwreck/whactress Lindsay Lohan to be his escort to the Vinenna Opera Ball tonight!!
Well, according to our sources, Lugner was kind enough to book Lindsanity a private jet for her flight out for 50,000 euros, but that just wasn’t classy enough for our hard pAArtying ginge, so he reaccomodated her with a jet for 100,000 euros!!
WTF???
However, La Lohan had a court date for her probation, so her manager booked her on a commercial British Airways flight to London instead, and SOMEHOW, still managed to keep the plane waiting WITH PASSENGERS for 2 HOURS so she could pretend to have her shiz together in front of a job and then, because there was obviously no rush, GO SHOPPING before leisurely strolling over to LAX.
Naturally, British Airways was not too happy with girlfriend and demanded a $22,000 stalling fine for keeping the plane grounded, and in a HIGHlarious turn of events, she couldn’t come up with a credit card that had a high enough limit to pay the charge!!!!!
Now Lugner is scrambling for a replacement and expects Lindsanity to return the funds he provided her for the private jet she never used!!!
Poor Lindsanity!!!! Now she’s never going to get to go to the ball!!! Where is her Fairy Crackmother, White Oprah, to help her now?? Girlfriend couldn’t even pay the stalling fine, how is she going to pay Lugner back?!
We smell a lawsuit!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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