Are you worrying yourself over the details of Lindsay Lohan‘s future stint in locked rehab? Do you just not know what to expect??
Calm yourselves! We’ve got the answers to your most pressing questions!
After countless court dates and broken laws, everyone was expecting Lindsay to at least get some jail time, but she has avoided it once again. That, however, doesn’t mean she’ll be free as a bird because…
LOCKED MEANS LOCKED
The only way out is a death in the family…
… or a medical emergency!
Though, if she chooses certain facilities, locking down doesn’t mean locked in a room.
She could walk from her suite to the pool…
… or to the omelet bar and back!
So, it’s not like there will be BARS on the windows or anything!
If you’re worried about the bill on your tax paying wallet, don’t worry, she’ll probably have to FOOT HER OWN BILL!
Which means that it could cost her from $30,000 AND UP…
… A MONTH!
She’ll also be participating in things like├óΓé¼┬ª
INTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY
INDIVIDUAL THERAPY
GROUP ACTIVITIES
And beyond the mental and emotional help, she might even need to go through DETOX…
… which would be the beginning of getting DRUG TESTED regularly!
Honestly, we think this is good news for Lindsay. While we don’t think financially it’s the best time for her, we do think it will probably turn her around! At least, we hope it will├óΓé¼┬ª because we miss the girl we lost long ago.
Good luck, Lindsay!