Wanna impress friends and upset parents? Have a sh*t ton of cash on hand? Then you should purchase your very own Lindsay Lohan party guest! Party favors not included… LOLz!
Fiery-haired child of chaos AKA Lindsay Lohan is SO desperate for money, it seems she has decided to pimp herself out as a party guest for big bucks.
Partying does seem to come so naturally to Lilo, perhaps being a professional party goer is Lindsay’s true calling!
Talent agency 123Talent claims to represent the Liz & Dick star and has reportedly sent a pitch e-mail to the NY Post, offering Lilo up for events such as weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, and other various social engagements.
The e-mail allegedly states:
“Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!… Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.”
Linz has had other job offers recently; she may be the next spokesperson for Odaingerous clothing line, a gig that would pay her $500,000, OR she could be the next online chat host for famed NYC strip club Scores.
Hmm… strip club or party prostitution?
Why not do both!
Unless of course she can’t. You know, cause she may be locked up in a jail cell for the better part of a year.
[Image via Retna LTD.]
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