Dirty Martini?? More like dirty b*stard b*tch!
Lindsay Lohan seems to be a magnet for mayhem – the scarlet se├â┬▒orita was involved in ANOTHER altercation at the SAME Standard Hotel nightclub in which she allegedly beat up a woman 2 weeks ago…but this time our Lady Lindsay was the victim of beverage abuse!
Apparently, Lilo arrived at the Standard Hotel Wednesday evening, got in a minor fender bender (she wasn’t driving!) and proceeded to call her dad, Michael Lohan, for help.
Yes, the story gets more ridiculous from here!
Mike Senior and little Lindsay then went to Smoke and Mirrors nightclub where they chilled in a booth NOT consuming alcohol.
Later in the night, a fellow booth b**** sitting nearBY made a mouthy comment about Linds and her daddums, so Lilo retaliated by screaming, “Shut the f*** up”.
And then Lindsay got a drink to the face.
The Lohans left abruptly after…
We hope none of that alcohol accidentally dripped into her mouth, otherwise it’s straight back to jail community service!
[Image via WENN.]