FAIL! Lindsay Lohan Tests Positive For Amphetamines


If Lindsay’s life were a Bruce Willis movie, we’d call this Fail Hard 2: Fail Harder.
Lindsanity failed her second post-rehab drug test, and this time she tested positive for amphetamines.
Historically, Lindsay has been hooked on adderall, but no definitive information about which amphetamine was detected in her system has been divulged as of yet.
Within the span of a week, you’ve had both cocaine AND amphetamines in your system, Lindsay. Have you completely ceased to be self-aware at this point?
Place your bets on what substance will come up in test #3!
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