Little Caesar’s is finally doing what no other Caesar, Pinky, or Brain could ever accomplish: taking over the world.
And it isn’t taking the world with weapons or numbers or propaganda. No, it’s using the most sinister tool in the arsenal…
Bacon.
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The pizza chain is unleashing the most devastating PMD (Pizza of Mass Deliciousness) the world has ever seen: a deep dish pizza with a 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the crust.
The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish Pizza will hit stores on February 23rd and will only be available for a limited time.
The pie will mark one of the priciest pizzas Little Caesar has ever sold — at a mere $12.
That’s like, less than two cents per calorie! (Don’t do the math on that, it’s hopelessly depressing!)
We just have one thing to say to this…
Hail Caesar!
[Image via Little Caesar Enterprises.]