Little J Is Peacing Out From The Upper East Side!

Someone over at Gossip Girl has gotten a clue! Oh happy day!

News broke this afternoon that wannabe rockerstar runt Taylor Momsen will be absent from the show once it returns in the fall. A source close to the show confirms that this is a “creative” decision, brought on by something “big” that happens in this season’s finale.

Ooooh! What could mean?

Rehab? Coma? JAIL?!

We don’t care, as long as we don’t have to stare at that pale, crusty black eye-lined puss face for awhile, we’re pleased as pudding!

Bye-bye, Little J!

[Image via WENN.]