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Lizzo Is Down To Be The Next 'Bachelorette' -- If ABC Agrees To Her X-Rated Terms!

Lizzo would be the next Bachelorette if she's fed grapes.

Lizzo is ready to bring her juice to reality television, but we can’t say that reality TV is ready for her.

In a new interview with Cosmopolitan, the Truth Hurts singer revealed she’s willing to be part of The Bachelorette’s “coolest season ever” — so long as producers meet her hilariously X-rated demands.

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The star explained that if she did agree to be ABC’s next rose-giver, the contestants would have to play by her rules, the most important of which being:

“The men would have to be naked and they would have to wear little thong briefs and they would have to feed me grapes.”

Ha!

Basically, the season would have to play out like a Lizzo music video

That’s a reasonable and necessary request, if you ask us, but the flautist’s second contract stipulation might not fly with ABC producers: 

“It would be mandatory to get my p****y eaten at least once on the whole season, and it would have to be filmed.”

Whoa!!! Hahaha! Didn’t see that one coming…

Though we would if Lizzo had her way…

Of course, she’s willing to be flexible:

“It can be blurred, but I would want the people to know.” 

She’d definitely bring in the ratings, that’s for sure!

The 31-year-old insisted her second demand was more for educational purposes than anything else. When asked why the cunnilingus mandate was so crucial, she quipped: 

“The kids gotta learn someday.”

Amen to that, we guess?

Even if ABC miraculously agrees to her demands, the artist still has some logistical questions, like:

“Do I have to be on The Bachelor to be the Bachelorette?”

Not necessarily. Sure, most bachelorettes got their start on The Bachelor, but this isn’t a requirement. 

Still, the performer’s hypothetical season of The Bachelorette sounds like it would be better suited for Cinemax than network television.

Related: Lizzo Almost Quit Music After Releasing ‘Truth Hurts’ Because Of Depression

Then again, ABC is always looking for ways to spice things up — so now might be the perfect time for Lizzo’s X-rated version of the show to come to fruition.

Reality TV may not be ready for her just yet, but the songstress is keeping busy with music in the meantime. On Friday, she dropped the video for her single Tempo featuring Missy Elliott, which gives a taste of the unapologetic sexual energy Lizzo would bring to Bachelor Nation.

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

Would YOU watch the songstress’s extra sexy season of The Bachelorette?

[Image via YouTube]

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Jul 26, 2019 12:41pm PDT