OK, this is maybe the Luigi Mangione headline we least expected to ever write.
According to a WILD new report from Radar Online — so take with a big ol’ grain of Himalayan pink salt — the man the government has pegged as the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter is also an amateur pornographer. You’ll understand why we put it like that in a moment…
OK, so the outlet found an anonymous source who swears Luigi made sex tapes. That’s tapes PLURAL. Like, a LOT of sex tapes. And here’s the thing — they were made with cinematic care, like he was trying really hard! Um… so to speak. The source claimed:
“I saw one (of the videos), and I wish I never had. And it wasn’t just some grainy, late-night mistake. It was perfect lighting, everything.”
The insider reckons this was Luigi’s thing, filming and being filmed:
“He wanted to be watched. He got off on it. There are at least 20 videos of him having sex. But a lot of the girls are too afraid to come forward or tell anyone for fear they might get dragged into his case somehow.”
This was with many different women?! That’s the story, anyway — that he was ALWAYS filming, every hookup:
“People thought he was this misunderstood genius, but no – he was filming everything like he was starring in his own private porno empire. He wasn’t just reckless – he was putting on a show. And now, the show is over.”
Ironically, he wasn’t a fan of watching porn, says the friend! They claim Luigi had expressed his belief that porn addiction was keeping men his age from going out and meeting real women. Huh.
We wouldn’t kink-shame anyone if this was true… If that’s what he was into, and everything was consensual, all good, right? Heck, we know a lot of folks out there who wouldn’t mind getting their peepers on these alleged videos!
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But there was an ickier side to it. The insider claims Luigi wanted to be seen so much he would send nude photos to women, unsolicited. Aw, really? Luigi was a d**k pic guy? Say it ain’t so! BLUGH!
Of course, again, this is Radar, so we’re already looking at this with eyes narrowed and arms crossed. But there’s a more specific reason not to buy any of this at all: we’ve heard Luigi was unable to have sex!
Yeah, remember that? We learned very early on as the press dug into his medical history that Luigi had a horrible back injury. According to a roommate of Luigi’s — a guy who did put his name to the story — the poor guy’s back was so bad, he wasn’t able to get physical. R.J. Martin told The New York Times (a slightly more diligent outlet than Radar):
“He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible. I remember him telling me that, and my heart just breaks.”
Now… does that sound like a guy who was filming his sexcapades? And lighting them like a Scorsese movie? We mean… maybe this is pre-injury they’re talking about? But we’re just not buying it at all. Wild story, but… nah.
What do YOU think, Perezcious readers??
[Image via Pennsylvania Dept of Corrections/Luigi Mangione/Facebook via MEGA/WENN.]
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