Mamas Are Naming Their Babies After Twilight Characters And The World Implodes

Is this for real?

The most popular baby names in the U.S. right now are Isabella and Jacob.

As in Twilight‘s Isabella Swan and Jacob Black???

And even more disgusting amazing, CULLEN was the fastest-rising baby name of 2009. As in Edward Cullen!!!

Come on now, people. Nothing is more embarrassing than telling people you named your baby after a teen romance about a sparkling vampire.