Man Makes Love To His Domino’s Pizza & Burns D*ck! But What Will Have You Rolling On The Floor Is The Company’s HIGHlarious Response!

Sometimes, normal missionary sex isn’t enough for people, like this guy who made sweet love to a pizza.
And got BURNED! No, it wasn’t that the pizza didn’t call him back the next day. His penis was injured from the heat! … Or so he says!
The possible prankster tweeted at Domino’s UK about the incident, and they responded to it in the best, MOST INSANE way possible! Their interaction went a little something like this:

.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – [email protected] regarding this matter.

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

FLAWLESS!!!
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