Sometimes, normal missionary sex isn’t enough for people, like this guy who made sweet love to a pizza.
And got BURNED! No, it wasn’t that the pizza didn’t call him back the next day. His penis was injured from the heat! … Or so he says!
The possible prankster tweeted at Domino’s UK about the incident, and they responded to it in the best, MOST INSANE way possible! Their interaction went a little something like this:
.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
FLAWLESS!!!
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