This Is The Story Of A Man Who Cut Off His Penis After His Girlfriend Called It Small

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Something SERIOUSLY wrong here.

A 22-year-old Macedonian man was rushed to the hospital after he castrated his own penis. He had a reason, though. Not like, a good one, but he had one.

Oliver Ilic apparently got into an argument with his girlfriend where they broke up because she was unhappy with their sex life — and told him he had a small penis.

Well, he then went home and decided to do a DIY job on his manhood by chopping it off with one slice of a razor blade!

The man was forced to call for an ambulance when he couldn’t stop the bleeding, though, and he was taken to a hospital in Kocani and later transferred to a facility in Skopje.

Authorities searched his home and found the cut off organ in a waste bin, and – luckily – they were able to reattach it after a five hour operation.

Hopefully this will prompt this young man to keep his penis for the rest of his life. There’s a lot of fish in the sea, probably one that one make him feel awful about who he is and what he was born with!

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Scary stuff though! And we’re still not sure if he’ll be able to do all his usual stuff even though it has been put back on!

Why do such a thing? Well, while we might not have the exact answer, we do know he probably needs some help!

We hope he gets it!

Oct 24, 2014 9:31pm PST