Poor Jennifer Aniston. The cripplingly codependent, washed-up actress just can’t get a break.
And in the process, she’s bumming out everyone around her.
Even her dog – a corgi-terrier named Norman – reportedly needs therapy.
The old dog is said to suffer from aching joints and stiffness, and receives massages, Reiki (A touch-oriented Japanese stress-reduction technique), and acupuncture treatments to the tune of $350 a week.
Apparently Jenn is hesitant to place the dog on medication for his ailments.
Without a man in her life, she’s gotta spend that money on someone, right? And, unlike a certain ex-husband, Norman won’t go humping co-stars’ legs.
Anyway, didn’t she just break up with a dog?
Aniston recently admitted that she wishes men were more like dogs, saying, “It wouldn’t be bad if, when a man comes home, he’d run to his woman with his tail wagging.”
Woof!
[Image via WENN.]