No One Wants To Know About Idris Elba's Dick!?!

We’re not sure about this Dark Tower movie, but we sure as heck would pay to see a buddy comedy starring these two!
On Wednesday, Matthew McConaughey and Idris Elba took part in Wired‘s Auto-Complete interview, in which stars answer whatever people always ask about them on Google, and they were just so cute together!
Video: Idris Sings Google Translated Sir Mix-A-Lot And Boyz II Men
They got honest about sports, dating, Woody Harrelson, and Matthew even explained exactly how he came up with his catchphrase “alright alright alright.”
All that was great, really. But you’re telling us one of the most searched questions about Idris wasn’t about that peen pic?? Come on!
We’re guessing this is some censorship shenanigans on Google’s part, but whatevs.
Ch-ch-check out the still-pretty-great-without-cock-talk video (above)!