Sometimes, the Internet is a very scary place.
This morning, you might have noticed “McChicken” trending on Twitter — but hopefully, for your own sake, you didn’t investigate further.
That’s because the McDonald’s fare was only trending due to a viral video that was posted showing a man having SEX with one of the sandwiches.
Can’t even make this stuff up…
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The video is WILD.
A man, who never reveals his face, is shown quite literally copulating with the mayonnaise-covered, bread-and-fried-chicken goodness that is one of McD’s sandwich offerings.
Here’s a censored (but still totally NSFW) screen grab of the, uh, incident:
Quite the dollar menu find?! HA!!!
And now, if you’re really brave, and you want to see EXACTLY what we’re talking about — which is totally NSFW, of course — McCLICK HERE!
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As you might expect, Twitter went crazy with news of this man chokin’ the McChicken, with some priceless reactions (and regret) for those having watched the video (below):
Whatever you do, do NOT check why #McChicken is trending. pic.twitter.com/43Y2ps3uGD
— Jayde Donovan (@jaydedonovan) August 29, 2016
Watched the #mcchicken video out of curiosity… pic.twitter.com/T0sM8yHUby
— Hold Me Down Rey (@ReynaLush) August 29, 2016
at least my mans squidward married the #mcchicken first pic.twitter.com/bS79f6Veyn
— Raylo ✍🏽 (@Powerful) August 29, 2016
Im supposed to do what with this? #mcchicken pic.twitter.com/6Ji6S9Nlqf
— YaLocalWhiteBoy (@NoHoesGeorge) August 28, 2016
when i found out why mcchicken is trending pic.twitter.com/iBpiHYYJTB
— Pokemon Go (@CatchEmAIINow) August 28, 2016
Selling #McChicken lubricant for the low… HMU! ├░┼╕┬ìΓÇ¥├░┼╕ΓÇÖ┬ª pic.twitter.com/MbdMVGegnM
— DRE. (@DeondreLamont) August 28, 2016
@_Salamander_Man pic.twitter.com/35og8ATBko
— Mark Ricks (@markricks) August 29, 2016
@xBarryHobbsJrx @jmedno5891 pic.twitter.com/O1rWHBBRUg
— Chuck P (@ChuckP_53202) August 28, 2016
@_Salamander_Man pic.twitter.com/gtoRK18Do0
— Jay (@holdupdolan) August 29, 2016
@_Salamander_Man @Zach_Attack190 he’s really lovin it
— marie (@bbybeanqueen) August 29, 2016
LOLz!!
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Sometimes, the Internet is just the worst, isn’t it?!
Trying to erase this one from our memories forever…
[Image via McDonald’s.]
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