Megan Fox, Not So Much

The Transformers promotional parade has finally made it’s way to El Lay, and we couldn’t wait to see what hottie Megan Fox was going to wear for the occasion.

If we had known she was going to wear THAT, we wouldn’t have gotten our hopes up!

It’s a decent dress, but after looking at it for a moment, we suddenly have the urge to yell “TOGA! TOGA!” and ask where the keg is. Plus, who the hell is in charge of her hair? It’s called hairspray stylists. It’s meant to prevent that frizzy mess atop her pretty head.

So we’re disappointed. She had some knock-out outfits on the red carpets overseas, but the most glamorous thing about this ensemble is the tattoo of Marylin Monroe on her arm.

Not your best, Foxy.

[Image via WENN.]