Michael Lohan Announces He's Going To Leave Lindsanity Alone!

Pul-leease!
The day Michael Lohan stops his famewhoring and exploitation of daughter Lindsay is the day that the universe implodes in on itself!
The douchebag, who was recently served with a cease and desist letter from LiLo’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, for attempting to sell her old diary entries, is now claiming that he’s going to leave his little meal ticket alone!
And, of course, a whole lot of denial and other worthless bullshit.
He says:

“Why would she [Holley] do that at a time like this when she knows it’s going to drive a further wedge between my daughter and I? Especially when she knows it’s not true. I can verify that I did not try to sell these things. They were sent to me from an unknown person from a fake address in Salt Lake City, Utah. There were 14 different entries and only two of them related to what I think Lindsay is going through now. Because Lindsay was in rehab, I thought it was an important issue and that’s actually why I did come forward and discuss them. If I blame anyone now it’s myself, because maybe I shouldn’t even have gone and tried to make a point of this in the public eye. But at the same time, you know what? It’s an important issue.
I├óΓé¼Γäóm not going to tell Lindsay what to do anymore. It├óΓé¼Γäós not my business. One mistake I├óΓé¼Γäóve made in the past is that if Lindsay chooses to be around certain friends, I├óΓé¼Γäóm not going to get between them. If she wants to go out until 12, one, or two in the morning, that├óΓé¼Γäós her business. I have to put myself in that position because it├óΓé¼Γäós created some problems for me in the past. It├óΓé¼Γäós said in AA and life in general that if we├óΓé¼Γäóve had trouble with different people in the past, or if certain places bring back bad memories or if things we├óΓé¼Γäóve done have had negative effects, then we should do our best to avoid them. But if Lindsay is smart, she├óΓé¼Γäóll handle herself and she├óΓé¼Γäóll be fine.”

We don’t see what the big revelation is here!
Lindsay’s never listened to a word he’s said (nor should she!) regardless of whether he’s speaking to the press or not about her!
Either way, there’s no way he’s keeping his mouth shut. We give it another 12 hours before he’s talking to the press about her again.
Thoughts??
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