Lindsay Lohan's Mom Is Killing Her With PAArtying, Claims Michael Lohan?!


Word of Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan‘s apparent wylin’ New Years Eve ways has reached the ever-twitching ears or Michael Lohan
And of course, the always opinionated Lohan patriarch has some choice words of his own concerning Dina’s damaging influence on Lilo’s (rumored) excessive drinking.
Which is totally just bull-poo cause Lindsay DOES NOT DRINK, you guys!
Mikey-Mike recently spewed:

“Can you believe this? Is this a case of the blind leading the blind or what? … Maybe instead of checking into hotels and night clubs in London, Mommy Dearest and daughter should have checked into rehab together — but then again, neither of them have alcohol or drug problems!
How disgusting is this when Lindsay has a court date coming up that can put her in jail or rehab? It might have been a better idea if she checked into rehab ALREADY, to show the judge that she is serious she is about getting better and avoiding jail time! I think that Lindsay is in for a rude awakening when she goes to court, but I still pray she goes to rehab, not jail! I can’t say the same about Dina ├óΓé¼┬ª I am so disgusted!”

Michael has been very outspoken about Lindsay needing rehab, and even though we don’t generally agree with The Father of Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos, we DO think girl needs to get her alleged pAArtying under control…
With rehab… or SOMETHING.
Perhaps jail really IS what she needs to calm the flip down, or she’s going be the cause of her own destruction!
You know, if she even has a problem, which she totally doesn’t you guys!
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