Midlife Crisis, Duh!

Sneaky sneaky!
Madonna and Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz attended the Kabbalah Center’s Purim party at the Kabbalah Center in NYC last night and tried to pull a fast one on us!
Oh, Madge.
We’re disappointed you didn’t try a little harder!
The Material Girl grasped for her youth by dressing up as a 50-year-old version of her daughter, Lourdes, while Jesus tried to sneak out unnoticed disguised in Joker face paint on the arm of Jerry Seinfeld’s wife, Jessica.
Oh, but we see you!
Yes we do!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]