Noooooooo!! Who will serenade us with Phil Collins?!
Hangover 3 is in production, but boxing legend and video game icon Mike Tyson never got his e-vite!
Cameras caught up with the Punch-Out King and he broke the bad news about as gently as he once broke skulls in the ring.
When quizzed on the upcoming trequel, the heavyweight champ delivered a devastating left hook to our funny bones!
Mike admitted:
“I have no idea what’s going on, I’m not in this one.”
Ugh!! We’d rather him bite off our ears than tear out our heart like this!
Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, and Ed Helms are reprising their roles, of course, but how can you have a Hangover without first having a punch-drunk Big Mike!?
His cameo in the original was one of the film’s most delightful treats, why not bring him back?!
Heh, maybe the Wolf Pack should call themselves the Plastics!!
Grr! Tragic news like this makes us want to hit up Kat Von D so she can ink a permanent frown onto our sad sad faces!
Hangover 3 hits theaters — awww, too soon! — next May.
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]