More Proof that Chris Martin's a Socially Awkward Douche

Gwynnie Paltrow probably can’t believe that she’s married to such a babbling idiot!
Chris Martin recently sat down with The Times of London in Denver, Colorado a few hours before Coldplay’s show in the mile high city.
When Martin says he’s homesick, the reporter asks him if there’s anything he can get in Britain but not America.
The front man responded:

“Laid,” he beams. “Oh, and maybe a Toffee Crisp.”

We feel uncomfortably embarrassed for him.
No wonder Gwynnie is so surly all the time.
Look at what she has to put up with!
[Image via WENN.]