Just… wow!
A recent Reddit post shared the most ah-mazing story of a 2nd grade teacher having to deal with a parent who made an impromptu appearance with a ton of baked cookies with frosting vaginas.
But when the teacher refused to serve those cookies to her kids, the mother, named Autumn, then wigged out!
Here’s how it all went down apparently:
“[Mom] comes into the classroom with a pan full of treats and brings them to me and says with a smile ‘I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.’ Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS├óΓé¼┬ª I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.'”
That seems like a pretty diplomatic answer – she appreciates the spur-of-the-moment thought, but she can’t give ’em out to her SECOND GRADE STUDENTS.
Well, instead of accepting the teacher’s answer, the mother promptly freaked out. Here’s how it went down apparently:
“Autumn bursts with the fury of a thousand angry Andrea Dworkin’s and starts yelling in front of the class about how ‘I should be proud of my vagina’ and ‘I am settling for a women’s role in life’. Utterly bemused and frozen from shock all I can do is stand and stare at the woman as the word ‘vagina’ is yelled in front of my second grade class about 987,000 times. Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk. I scramble to collect my thoughts and take control of the situation before my second graders develop vaginal PTSD. My only thought is to scrape off the vagina frosting and hand out the plain sugar cookies to my students.”
Wow! Seriously?!
But if you thought that was the end to this tale — you are sorely mistaken!
The mother apparently then wrote a ridiculously long e-mail to the teacher that is SO utterly ridiculous that we can’t even go over every detail, but you can check it out (above) !!!
However, there are two parts of the email we will mention: one part where, after writing about how she has lost all respect for the teacher, she tells the teacher how they should “celebrate the vagina and not be embarrassed about it.”
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And she ends the email with this awful remark about how the mother, “hope[s] you end up with an abusive husband that beats on you every night.”
The post then listed a bullet point breakdown what happened next. Here’s how that apparently went:
“The kid was removed from class by the parent and moved to a private school
The parent is no longer allowed on district property
School administration refused to answer whether or not they were taking action
No pictures were taken of the cookies
No action was taken against my friend, administration deemed she handled it professionally
The cookies were actually pretty good”
Ha!
We kind of feel bad for the kid, but hopefully their new school is just fine!
We’re all for sex ed, but in a appropriate manner! Which probably doesn’t include serving delicious cookies with frosting in the shape of vaginas!
But that’s just our opinion! What do YOU guys think??