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Benjamin Dewer was arrested on Wednesday morning for calling 911 due to a dire “emergency.”

According to the police report, the Delray Beach, FL, man called the emergency service at 1:07 am and police responded to the scene.

And as officers approached Dewer to find him under the influence of alcohol, he slurred, “I need a ride to the park and I am hungry.”

Then, he proceeded to walk away and call 911 a SECOND time!!!

The dipshit is being held in Palm Beach County Jail, with bail set at $1,000.