New Wino Merchandise Goes To A Brand New Low

While Amy Winehouse is busy boozing and recording on permanent vacation in St. Lucia, her publishers have found a way to keep milking the cash cow.

Are you ready for this?

Amy’s now famously ironic lyrics will be printed on gift wrap and greeting cards, setting a new standard in tackiness. According to a source, “The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of Rehab emblazoned all over it.” Make sure to use that when you wrap up a six pack.

What will they come up with next!

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