Niall Horan Denied Butt Tattoo Because His Rear Isn't Tight Enough!

Don’t talk about our boy toy that way!
We’re sure his tush is perky and perfectly firm.
If not, well, who doesn’t love a derriere you can give a good squeeze!
And it seems a squeezeable tush is exactly what Niall Horan discovered he has after trying to get the naughty tattoo.
He explained the whole BUMmer experience:

├óΓé¼┼ôI did actually decide to get Made in Ireland in green on my arse cheek. I went to this place in LA but they wouldn’t do it. They said: ‘The skin on your arse is too squidgy. It needs to be tight.├óΓé¼Γäó├óΓé¼┬¥

Have no fear, Niall, we love a squidgy arse!
And right now, the One Direction cutie is pretty happy with it, too, as he admitted:

├óΓé¼┼ôI suspect they did me a favor. It wasn’t the best idea in the world.├óΓé¼┬¥

Another flabby arse saves the day!
LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]