Nicolas Cage's Charm?!

Wave bye-bye to those leading man roles!!!!

Paul Giamatti Nicolas Cage was spotted at an NYC hotel on Saturday sporting a double chin and some long, more thinning than ever hair.

Cage needs a new trainer and haircut stat!!!

Wait, he has just given us inspiration for the latest installment to his hit franchise!!!!

Cage searches the depths of the Earth for the priceless National Treasure, only to discover that he ate it!

We kid. We kid. Maybe we’ll see him hiking on Runyon?!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]