Octo-Mom doesn’t date. That we know. But, in a revealing new interview with Perez, the mother of 14 reveals that she doesn’t even take care of business, if you know what we mean! And, if you don’t….
She doesn’t touch herself!
That’s right! No masturbation. At all. Ever.
Like, WTF???????
We also chatted with Nadya Suleman about…. how she’s paying her bills these days, her strained relationship with her family, her thoughts on the controversial doctor who impregnated her with the octuplets, how she manages to care for all her children without any paid help, doing a reality show, her house and whether she’s in default there, why she sends her kids to private school, whether she’s accepting government assistance or not – and much more!
Read some highlights from our interview after the jump.
And watch our chat in full above!
Perez Hilton: So now I heard that you’re not at your place because you don’t have internet a home.
Nadya: You know what, I’m at my managers house in Woodland Hills because no, I never had internet ever. I’m, that’s a living in denial. I’m kind of trying to protect my kids and protect me,.
Perez Hilton: Well, I’m sure everybody wants to know what you’re up to these days.
Nadya: What I’m up to since last summer, I’ve actually been fit training my kid’s friend’s moms. So I’ve been doing also like 40 miles on my own climbing a week on the Stairmaster, and I train myself so that I’m in the process of earning my personal trainers license so I can be officially a personal trainer.
Perez Hilton: So you’ve been doing that, and that’s how you’ve been making money?
[Watch above]
Perez Hilton: Now, I would imagine being you, it’s very difficult to date. Have you —
Nadya: That’s another thing. I’ve chosen a life for the last 12 years; it’s a choice, of celibacy. I’ve never dated. I had one boyfriend and one donor. And that’s the truth. And I’m not going to talk about the husband situation. I talk about that of that in my book.
Perez Hilton: And you don’t have any needs?
Nadya: No, I’ve never experienced, you know that, that little adult — I don’t and so my friends joke. They’re not, and my moms like, “Nadya, you are asexual. I wish you would be with any man, any man.” I’m like, “Mom, I’m not asexual, I’m avoidant, leave me alone.”
Perez Hilton: Wait so —
Nadya: I never — no. I don’t — I’ll touch, the only time I [watch above].
Perez Hilton: I just don’t know what to say.
Nadya: Of all the things he can’t get over that one. That’s the truth.
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Perez Hilton: Well, and you know there have been some reports about your house and not being able to pay —
Nadya: There’s always reports because of the past owner who I have my own opinion about. But never the less, I am doing everything to stay current, and I’m trying to take care of all my responsibilities. Again, you know I’m a taxpayer, always been a taxpayer. So I certainly never, I would feel like a failure, not only as a mother, but as a human being to ever go on any type of assistance, that’s not who I am. So it —
Perez Hilton: So you don’t have any nanny’s?
Nadya: No, not since the beginning of the year I have had no paid help, and its both financial and trust issues. And I have friends will help me out. It’s amazing how grateful I am for my friends.
Perez Hilton: So they’re outside of the house to go to go to the preschool?
Nadya: Yes, yes, I actually, that’s the majority — the private school for my kids is double my mortgage. I have 13 kids in private school, I’m adamant in keeping them there no matter what and so whatever mom has to do to not only put food on the table in the house and in bills, I have to pay their private Christian school and that’s imperative for them to go there.
Perez Hilton: Now, going forward do you really think that you’ll be able to pay all your bills just by training?
Nadya: I am not, I’m not a pessimist or an optimist, I’m a realist. So the answer is no. So my goal will be to….
[Watch above for the rest of our chat.]