Pat O'Brien And His Dirrrrty Stache Are Writing A Memoir!

Prepare to get an “insider” look at Pat O’Brien.
The former anchor of The Insider is putting his dirty mind to use by penning an upcoming tell-all memoir with Andrew Morton. Among the topics to be covered will be his struggle with alcoholism, his divorce and of course, his “unfortunate scandal.”
You remember – He harrassed his co-workers with dirty talk and threats of threesomes!
Sure should be a page turner!
We imagine after this he’ll plead for a spot on either Celebrity Apprentice or Rehab, whichever will take him.
That’s where all dried up former celebrities go to graze after all!
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