Martin Shkreli Tries To Troll Patton Oswalt On Twitter... And Gets Totally SCHOOLED!

Big pharma. Little brain.
Martin Shkreli has been public enemy No. 1 for about a year now, but we didn’t think it was possible for him to sink any lower than when he criminally raised the price of AIDS drug, Daraprim.
However, he proved us wrong on Monday by attempting to troll the Internet’s favorite comedian — Patton Oswalt.
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Interestingly enough, this feud doesn’t just simply exist between Patton and Martin… because Donald Trump, Stephen Colbert, and even Kevin James are all involved as well!
It all started at around 3 p.m. EST on Labor Day when the comedian began making fun of the trending hashtag, #TrumpCantSwim, saying:

This #TrumpCantSwim hashtag thing is ridiculous. He can swim, right?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 5, 2016

Naturally, this angered the pharmaceutics businessman, quipping:

@pattonoswalt who r u again
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Good one, Marty…
From there, it became all-out war between the feuding factions, tweeting:

why r u ever https://t.co/yERoMuOxDk
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

@pattonoswalt da best
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

@deadeverything @pattonoswalt lol he does voices?
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Not like the ones in your head telling you that acquiring yet never creating is eating your soul but yeah, voices. https://t.co/tkNdqzfmYn
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you’re boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn’t make you smart. plus i’m funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

They say laughter is the best medicine but I’ve never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016

Um… what??
While Patton was definitely a main character on The King of Queens, we have a feeling Martin was just confusing him for his costar Kevin.
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But not to give Shkreli the last laugh…

This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

We still love you, Patton!
Which random celeb do U think Martin will take on next??
[Image via TBS, CBS, and MSNBC.]