If there’s ever someone getting a lot of heat in the media, you can pretty much set your watches by the amount of time it’ll take for a porn company to offer them a role! Paula Deen is NO EXCEPTION, regardless of what you think about her not fitting the usual porn mold!
The website for all your older fantasy need, PureMature.com, has sent a letter to Deen with a six figure offer to star in her very own adult film. If the world doesn’t want her pie on television anymore, why would they want it on their computer? LOLz!
Here’s a taste of what they said to her:
“Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥you embody our perfect spokesperson… 6 figures for very little work.”
With all the job losses — does this become enticing for her?? We’ll have to see if she even dignifies them with an answer!
We wonder when Eric Snowden is gonna get his offer?? We’re sure people can make up some awesome spy-puns for titles.
[Image via Sam Wilson/WENN.]
